Get a Free Year of Slopes Premium When You Upgrade to 'The Storm's' Paid Tier
A deal from 'The Storm's' newest partner
I’ve confessed before that I am Stats Tracker Bro. Or Ski Map App Bro. Or Digital Memento Bro. Because they’re taking away my wicket tickets and they’re taking away my paper trailmaps, but those scheming no-goods will never take my Pet Rectangle. And if we’re going to live our lives on our pocket-sized supercomputers, then my ski life will live there too.
And my digital ski life lives on Slopes. And I freaking love it.
I love it because of this map displaying all the ski areas I’ve hit since downloading Slopes in October 2018:
I love Slopes because the app aggregates stats by day:
Or by season:
Or for life:
I love Slopes because I can replay an entire ski day from four years ago and see where I stopped to pee in the woods use the ski area’s thoughtfully placed bathrooms at the bottom of nine flights of stairs:
And I love Slopes because if I break my leg at Black Mountain of Maine and forget to turn the app off due to reality-bending pain, the app will not only capture the sled evac to the base, but the entire four-and-a-half-mile drive to the Rumford emergency medical center:
Anyway, I’m such a fan of Slopes that I’ve been bothering them for years to sponsor The Storm and they finally said “Fine Bro if it will make you stop bothering us.” And part of that sponsorship is a COMPLIMENTARY YEAR OF SLOPES for anyone who upgrades to The Storm’s annual paid tier through Jan. 22 (monthly subscriptions do not qualify for the Slopes subscription). That’s a $29.99 value.
To upgrade your Storm subscription, just click through:
You’ll need to give Slopes up to 72 hours to send your free-year redemption code. If you are already a paid Slopes subscriber, this free year will tack onto the end of your current subscription.
If you want to try Slopes out first, here’s a free day pass. Just download the Slopes app, then tap on this link from your mobile device to redeem it:
I may come across as anti-Bro, but scholars of The Storm know that my mantra is to embrace your Inner Bro, and this is mine. Given the options, it is one of the better Bros to be. Ski Tracker Bros unite!