When I ski at vail I dont worry about what it costs. I use my equity line of credit. My last trip cost just above $25 K. Three days and one of those it rained. I bought three pairs of skis and quite foolishly left them at the bottom of the hill when I left.
I laughed so hard I fell off my breakfast bench. But seriously, squirrel meat and a shotgun shell would never get you more than a 10 trip ticket for the T-Bar at Labrador Mt
Very good! My wife n i got married April 1st 1977 and went on our honeymoon with a college group from SoCal. 7 nights 6 days lifts, rnd trip airfare all transports n lodging for $225 ea. Been going strong fir 44 yrs. Thanx Vail for he memories. The year before same thing so we decided to tie the knot !! Thanx
I'd love to see some more humorous skiing satire articles like this one! Although I'm embarrassed to admit just how far I got into the article before I realized it was satire... The state of skiing at Vail's flagship resorts, and Vail's business plans aren't very far off from this article!
Just came back from Europe. Zermatt. I'm done with North America.
Stuart, all of your articles were hilarious. Thanks
Love it Stuart! Keep it up.
....So, only billionaires get to ski now, phk billionaires!....
to ski vail and stand in those lines is an honor, damn the cost, lets ski we have those cards to use for tickets and beers,
When I ski at vail I dont worry about what it costs. I use my equity line of credit. My last trip cost just above $25 K. Three days and one of those it rained. I bought three pairs of skis and quite foolishly left them at the bottom of the hill when I left.
april fools
I laughed so hard I fell off my breakfast bench. But seriously, squirrel meat and a shotgun shell would never get you more than a 10 trip ticket for the T-Bar at Labrador Mt
Had me going also. Good job!!
Very good! My wife n i got married April 1st 1977 and went on our honeymoon with a college group from SoCal. 7 nights 6 days lifts, rnd trip airfare all transports n lodging for $225 ea. Been going strong fir 44 yrs. Thanx Vail for he memories. The year before same thing so we decided to tie the knot !! Thanx
I'd love to see some more humorous skiing satire articles like this one! Although I'm embarrassed to admit just how far I got into the article before I realized it was satire... The state of skiing at Vail's flagship resorts, and Vail's business plans aren't very far off from this article!
So vail will be out of the business in five years. Too bad so sad. Dont care.
Maybe some of the old family owned areas will make a come back.
That would be nice.
OMG! You scared me to death. That isn’t funny! Lol. I was in shock and it worried me. My heart is just now slowing down.
I enjoyed all my skiing this year on Epic pass
I got 90 days on a summit value pass 20/21 season you can keep your nine days Stephen Farnsworth III
This article is gold!! Look out, Onion
Dang. I have been fooled. Good one.