Here’s a recurring conversation between me and my wife/podcast editor over the past five years:
WIFE (in 2019): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in 2020): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in 2021): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in 2022): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in 2023): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in early 2024): We should launch a merch store.
ME: No.
WIFE (in July): We should launch a merch store. I’ll do everything and we can do print-on-demand so we don’t have to have boxes of unsold stuff stacked around the apartment.
ME: Okay fine.
WIFE (also in July): Great. Here’s a link to a Shopify site that I set up. It’s all ready to go.
ME: Thanks! You’re the best!
WIFE (in August): Can we launch the Storm Store now?
ME: Yes. I’ll get to it.
WIFE (two weeks later): Did you launch the Storm Store yet?
ME: I’ll get to it.
WIFE (in September): Can we launch the Storm Store now?
ME: Yes. I’ll get to it.
WIFE (two weeks later): Did you launch the Storm Store yet?
ME: I’ll get to it.
WIFE (in October): Can we launch the Storm Store now?
ME: Yes. I’ll get to it.
WIFE (two weeks later): Did you launch the Storm Store yet?
ME: I’ll get to it.
WIFE (in November): Can we launch the Storm Store now?
ME: Yes. I’ll get to it.
WIFE (two weeks later): Did you launch the Storm Store yet?
ME: Okay okay I’ll do it.
WIFE: Dear lord why is this so hard?
ME: Gosh I wish I knew.
Anyway here you go. Another way to support independent ski journalism. Again, it’s print-on-demand, which means your order is not arriving on your porch via drone tomorrow. It might take a few weeks. But it’s good stuff. We ordered everything to make sure it’s decent quality and it is – especially the hoodies, which are comfy and fit well. This won’t be the cornerstone of our business or anything, but it is a nice physical complement to the newsletter. And why not launch it on Small Business Saturday if it’s going to take me four months to get to it?
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The Storm publishes year-round, and guarantees 100 articles per year. This is article 83/100 in 2024, and number 583 since launching on Oct. 13, 2019.
I love it! I remember bugging you about merch a few years ago over email Stuart, haha
Great looking gear!!