It makes one think. This would be a nightmare for those of us who are skiing 50, 100, or more days on an Epic, Ikon, or any other season pass. Think about what they would charge for a pass. The only ones this would be good for are the ticket scalpers.
Excellent. And next year Alta will only accept payment in silver mined on its property before 1902 or frozen Llama tonsils. Alpaca will be considered at a steep discount.
This is not only an epic piece of writing but truly will go down in history as Ikon-ic and I am certain that Alterra and Vail had to re-read this many times to get the legal findings from Indy=pendent Lawyers and Judges! Well done!!
Posts like this is why we love your writing, Stuart.
It makes one think. This would be a nightmare for those of us who are skiing 50, 100, or more days on an Epic, Ikon, or any other season pass. Think about what they would charge for a pass. The only ones this would be good for are the ticket scalpers.
Damn, bro',,that's brilliantly cold!!
This is right there with Syd Finch
If only it could be true,,,,🤔🤔
I always enjoy the April 1st "articles". Share it with my ski pals! Don't forget, a friend in need is a friend indeed!
I look forward to April 1st these days because of these articles on The Storm lol
You had me until the llama needed a tonsillectomy. 😂
I always look forward to what you will come up with for April Fool’s Day! Brilliant!
Excellent. And next year Alta will only accept payment in silver mined on its property before 1902 or frozen Llama tonsils. Alpaca will be considered at a steep discount.
This is not only an epic piece of writing but truly will go down in history as Ikon-ic and I am certain that Alterra and Vail had to re-read this many times to get the legal findings from Indy=pendent Lawyers and Judges! Well done!!
Thanks for that jolt this morning!
Excellent!
Dude! You had me sucking bong water there.
Well done - you had me for about 10 grafs.
Well done!
If only!
Best idea ever…carry on