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Abner Germanow's avatar

Preach! One of the truest sentences ever penned on the state of skiing in the US right now.

Matthew M. Sylvestre's avatar

I don't know as a satisfied Boyne season pass holder (purchased early), I just want these litigious fortune seekers to leave well enough alone...

River Rogue's avatar

Everyone knows that without subsidies from the American Academy of Trauma Surgeons and orthopedists the prices would be much higher. So strap on the 215’s and point em. PS The conifers are softer than the maples.

Tracey McCormick's avatar

The cadence of the run-ons is spot on! Faulkner and Woolf are beaming down upon you.

Scott Abraham's avatar

SkiWriterBro, may your ski runs be as long as your run on sentences. Looking forward to your take on Felon J. opening up roadless areas. Which you probably missed because obviously Guiness causes your pinky finger to forget where the period key is located.

Bill's avatar

Best writing in the SnoSportSki world.

Charles O’Connor's avatar

Absolute banger. Channeling DFW.

Matthew Davis's avatar

Great writing as usual Stuart. Is that one sentence the longest in the history of the written word?

Ari's avatar

Proust thinks he needs more punctuation

Nicole Feliciano's avatar

Gotta be at least a 🥈 for sentence length.

Louis Goodman's avatar

One of your best, informative and entertaining pieces. You get it, Mr. Winchester - Bright Lights Big Mountains.